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The one with Angela Bassett’s book club

Clair graciously invites Cliff to join a meeting of her all female book club since Cliff has his Huxtable Men’s Club where they don’t read books but just talk a lot about high school track scores and sandwich condiments. Obviously, Cliff never reads the book because it’s a woman’s novel with lots of imagery about pantyhose and maxipads so he grudgingly attends the book club meeting and just pretends that he read the novel. The women act very serious about their book club and pat each other on the shoulder a lot and say, “Oh, girl, you know you liked that part the best!” Cliff rolls his eyes every 20 seconds or so. Angela Bassett is in the book club and asks Cliff how he felt when Harrison Washington cheated on Miss Sugarpie Jones while he pretended to support her women’s suffrage movement in rural Kentucky. Cliff can’t answer the question so he tries to stall by making up some impromptu jazz vocals formed out of nonsense words but Angela is not distracted. She points her finger at Cliff and accuses him of not reading the book and then all the ladies start throwing tea sandwiches and potato salad at him while Clair gives him the death stare that means “No more satin pajamas for you and also, I’m painting the dining room a terrible shade of greenish-blue.” Cliff gladly leaves but not before pouring fruit punch all over the remainder of the tea sandwiches. He goes upstairs to find Theo staring in the mirror and talking to himself about how good looking and popular he is. Cliff asks Theo if he can hang out with him and Theo decides that now would be a good time to impress Cliff by asking if he wants to play chess with him on his computer. Not that Theo knows how to play chess, but he thinks that saying the word chess will distract Cliff from asking him about how he did on his history test (obviously he got an F). The computer game breaks within the first few moves because Cliff clearly knows how to play chess and Theo does not and is so frustrated that he keeps trying to ask the computer to play global thermonuclear war and there is a system overload. Cliff just shakes his head disappointedly at Theo and leaves him alone to comb his hair and do self-affirmations in the mirror.

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