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The one where Rudy is sick

Rudy gets sick and asks Cliff why she doesn’t feel good.  Cliff tells her it is because she is little and dumb cute and there is nothing she can do about it and he loves her so much and wishes she would stay this size forever because otherwise they will have to write in Denise’s Naval husband’s stage hog daughter into the show.  Rudy gets upset and walks around the house asking everyone if they think she is little and dumb.  They all agree.   Rudy asks her pet goldfish why it thinks she is sick and hears it confirm (through Cliff’s voiceover in her head) that she is, in fact, sick because she is little and dumb cute.  Then the camera does a close-up of Rudy’s surprised face with her eyes open wide and her mouth in a giant “O” shape.  Rudy finds Cliff sneaking a sandwich in the kitchen and starts crying because she really doesn’t feel good.  Cliff ignores her because he is too busy making nonsense words with his mouth to the tune of an unidentifiable jazz song while he finishes making a sandwich.  Cliff tells Rudy to talk to her germs and tell them to straighten up and start studying in school and drinking milk and he gives her an extra hug because he knows that after next season she will have have her adult front teeth and thus be not as cute.  Rudy lifts up her shirt and starts talking to her germs and telling them what’s what.  At this point, Cliff is devouring his sandwich and licking his fingers and doing head bops and making more weird mouth noises.  He doesn’t notice when Rudy grabs his tall glass of milk and chugs the entire thing, no doubt taking Cliff’s advice about making her germs drink milk.  Then Rudy abruptly vomits all over the floor and starts crying.  In the midst of all the kitchen activity, Clair has come home from work and hears the commotion in the kitchen.  She busts through the door to find Cliff mid-finger lick and Rudy sobbing uncontrollably.  Rudy is sobbing because she vomited and Cliff is sobbing because he can’t handle what the future brings for Rudy in the coming years.  Clair shoots Cliff a dirty look and tells Rudy to “Come here, baby and we’ll take you upstairs.”  The show closes with Cliff and Clair in bed and about to do it when Rudy busts in and vomits on their bedroom floor. Then everyone starts sobbing uncontrollably.

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